“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
American Gods, Neil Gaiman
“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”
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I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.
“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.Full page picture of a Crow boy carrying a Mermaid-Girl-Boy over a vast expanse of semi-barren land. Is it the land or the boys that I should be focusing on?
“So instead the Colonel and I reheated two-day bufriedos- unlike, say, french fries, a microwaved bufriedo lost nothing of its taste or its satisfying crunch-after which the Colonel insisted on attending the Creek’s first basketball game of the season.”-Looking For Alaska by John Green
mother of god.
“Acknowledging and enumerating white privileges often leads to a deeper understanding of what is necessary to support the system that maintains these privileges.”
Ummm. Okay professor Lippin….
“They weren’t worried about the teachers or the college staff.”
kinky.“On those trips, it was up to me to solve conflicts, acting as a judge from a central power that had just begun to define itself. “
Umm…
p.s Professor Lippin is THE BEST. ^
“Some ideas require more development than others, however, so it is best to be flexible.” Yes, flexible.
“He was much better acquainted with the fate of a tribe of first cousins who had wandered away north in a diversionary movement and pushed inadvertently into Canada.”
Catch-22…
Wood Sculptures by Randall Rosenthal
All Work Hand Carved FromCollaborations One Block Of Wood And Hand Painted
Go look at his site! CARVED OUT OF A BLOCK OF WOOD. OH MY GOD.
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
can i get a source on this
(via wtfjoyce)
